My Body Is A Machine That Turns Armpits Into Sniffed Armpits Shirt
$19.95
Meaning of the My Body Is A Machine That Turns Armpits Into Sniffed Armpits Shirt Meme
This is one of the “gross-out humor” meme shirts currently becoming very popular. The phrase on the shirt is an extremely funny form of self-aware trolling, turning the human body into a “machine” with only one professional function: transforming ordinary armpits into… sniffed armpits. It bluntly satirizes weird habits, humorous fetishes, and internet meme culture in a direct and unapologetic way.
Clean & Absurd Typography
Premium black cotton t-shirt with clear white printed text, modern sans-serif typography, and a minimalist design that is simple yet instantly hilarious at first glance. This is an item for people with a “weird & wonderful” sense of humor who are not afraid to joke about themselves and make people laugh through absurdity.
The product is made to order by Shasilo after you purchase, helping reduce waste and ensuring every shirt is made specifically for you. Is your body also this kind of professional machine? This shirt is the perfect way to publicly admit it.
As a print-on-demand store, all items are produced after your order is placed. Delivery time includes:
- Production Time - Time to print and prepare your item
- Shipping Time - Time for the carrier to deliver your package
Orders begin processing once payment is successfully completed.
Orders placed after this time will start processing on the next business day. All timeframes are calculated in business days (Monday–Friday), excluding weekends and public holidays.
Estimated Production & Shipping Times
Please note: Delivery times are estimates and may be extended due to weather conditions, customs clearance, or peak seasons.
1. Domestic Orders (United States)
| Product Type | Production Time | Shipping Time |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Apparel (2D Graphic Tee) | 1–3 business days | 3–7 business days |
| All-Over Print Apparel | 3–5 business days | 7–10 business days |
| Hats & Accessories | 3–5 business days | 7–10 business days |
| Jerseys | 3–5 business days | 7–10 business days |
| Blankets & Bedding | 3–5 business days | 7–10 business days |
2. International Orders
| Stage | Estimated Time |
|---|---|
| Production | 3–5 business days |
| Shipping | 9–15 business days |
International delivery times may vary depending on customs procedures, destination regulations, and local postal services.
Refund Policies
1. Order Cancellation & Modification
Because our products are custom-made, cancellation or modification is time-sensitive.
You may request to cancel or modify your order within 6 hours of placing it, provided that production has not yet started.
Production may begin shortly after purchase depending on our workflow. Once your order has entered production, it cannot be canceled or modified.
To request changes, please email us immediately at:
Include your order number in the subject line for faster support.
2. Exchange Policy
Customers are responsible for reviewing all order details before checkout, including:
Product type
Size
Design
Quantity
Shipping address
We do not offer exchanges for incorrect selections made during checkout (wrong size, color, design, or address).
3. 30-Day Return & Refund Window
You may request a return or refund within 30 days from the date the order is marked as delivered.
After 30 days, the order is considered accepted and no refund or replacement will be issued.
4. Eligible Cases for Refund or Replacement
You may qualify for a full refund or replacement if:
The product arrives damaged or defective
You receive the wrong item
The size, design, or material differs from your confirmed order
The item significantly differs from the product description
We may request photo or video evidence to verify the issue.
5. Return Conditions
If a return is required, the item must:
Be unused and unwashed
Be in original condition
Not be altered or modified
Include original tags (if applicable)
Be returned in proper packaging
Items returned without prior email approval will not be processed.
6. How to Request a Return or Refund
Step 1: Email [email protected] within 30 days of delivery.
Step 2: Provide:
Order number
Proof of purchase
Photos/videos clearly showing the issue
Shipping label photo (if required)
Step 3: Our support team will respond within 2–3 business days with instructions.
Note: Do not send items back without written confirmation from our support team. Unauthorized returns will not be eligible for refund.
7. Return Shipping Costs
If the issue is due to our error (damaged, defective, incorrect item), we will issue a replacement or full refund.
If a return is approved for other eligible reasons, the customer is responsible for return shipping costs.
We strongly recommend using a trackable shipping service. Shasilo is not responsible for lost return packages.
8. Refund Processing Time
Once the returned item is received and inspected (if applicable), refunds are issued to the original payment method within 2 business days.
Depending on your financial institution, it may take 5–15 business days for the refund to reflect in your account.
If you do not see the refund after this period, please contact your bank first, then reach out to us for assistance.
9. Important Notes
Return requests must be submitted within 30 days of delivery.
Customers must contact us before returning any item.
We are not responsible for lost or damaged packages during return shipping if sent without tracking.
Items returned outside policy guidelines will not be eligible for refund.
10. Contact Information
Shasilo
9059 Hermosa Ave, Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730
Email: [email protected]
Business Hours:
Monday – Friday
8:00 AM – 5:00 PM (EST)
| Fabric & Material: | Soft cotton fabric. Some colors may include a cotton-polyester blend. |
| Product Type: | T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Tank Top. |
| Size Range: | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Print Method: | DTG print with detailed and durable color output. |
| Fit Type: | Regular fit for comfortable everyday wear. |
| Production: | Made to order. |
| Care Instruction: | Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print. |
| Origin: | Printed and fulfilled in the United States. |
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FAQs About Graphic Apparel
Do you offer international shipping?
We ship within the United States and worldwide. Shipping costs and delivery times may vary. Please refer to the Shipping Policy page of Shasilo for more information.
Are the sizes accurate?
The sizes are true to the size chart (there may be a very small margin of error within 2cm).
Will the print fade after washing?
The print is designed to maintain its sharpness if properly cared for. It is recommended to wash the garment inside out.
Can I return or exchange this product?
Yes, please review our return policy for detailed information about the terms and acceptable conditions.
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